If the photos don’t cut it, we generally don’t click on the person. But if we make it past the photo, skimming profiles, the first thing you'll notice is the profile tagline.
This little ditty can compel us to read further, or it can cause us to roll our eyes and move on.
Just as bad are those which scream of desperation, or have a rescue complex. All we did was look at some random pages of dating profiles and just pulled these typical taglines.
But this is great news for OUR readers, because you are now going to stand out as a creative and clever person amongst the yawners, oddballs, and desperadoes. We had to stop ourselves, because they just went on and on.
Welcome to my spoofy bachelor blog of hilarious real dating profiles gone awry.
A dating site like no other - where relationships are never discussed and rooms are reserved for the grammatically insane.
The Dating Gurus are at your service to explain just why a dating profile headline (also known as a tagline) is more important than you would first suspect.
There are zillions of daters out there in dating-land vying for your attention, hoping that you will recognize that they, uniquely,can fill that magical place in your heart.
We perused hundreds of dating site profiles and headlines for red flags or dullsville, so you don’t have to. There are more cringe-worthy headlines than we thought possible. (Clinton Thomas) by Macquoid, Percy by Whymper, Edward by Charnwood, Godfrey Rathbone Benson, Baron by Curtis, William Eleroy by Lowell, James Russell by Hay, John by Nicolay, John G. Congress by Perrault, Claude by Vitruvius Pollio by Benton, Thomas Hart by United States. Congress by Schottky, Friedrich by Crane, Thomas by Houghton, Ellen Elizabeth by Morris, Phillips by Morgan, Wallace by Street, Julian by Bell, Lilian by Bjørnson, Bjørnstjerne by Raitio, Martti by Bjørnson, Bjørnstjerne by Bauditz, Sophus by Edgeworth, Maria by Murray, Andrew by Raahauge, H. (Nathaniel Wright) by Stoddard, Richard Henry by Bennett, Arnold by Drinkwater, John by Bacon, G. (John Eleazer) by Ghislanzoni, Antonio by Soldevila, Carles by Henry, Charles by La Harpe, Jean-François de by La Harpe, Jean-François de by La Harpe, Jean-François de by La Harpe, Jean-François de by La Harpe, Jean-François de by La Harpe, Jean-François de by Voltaire by Pitman, Isaac & sons by Benton, Thomas Hart by Various by Benton, Thomas Hart by United States. (Frank Henley) by Aristophanes by Edschmid, Kasimir by Achenwall, Gottfried by Rosengarten, J. (Joseph George) by Leyland, John by Kinkel, Johanna by Ribbius, Gerlacus by Hume-Griffith, M. (Irvin Shrewsbury) by Camp, Wadsworth by Caussade, J. de by Mc Mahon, Ella by Halévy, Ludovic by De Leon, Daniel by Sue, Eugène by Mérimée, Prosper by Waller, E. (Emily Mary) by Halévy, Ludovic by Seiffert, Wilhelmina by Halévy, Ludovic by Halévy, Ludovic by Halévy, Ludovic by Halévy, Ludovic by Berthier, Ferdinand by Vizetelly, Ernest Alfred by Zola, Émile by Berthier, Ferdinand by Stendhal by Weyman, Stanley John by Yonge, Charlotte M. Claiborne by Scott, Walter by Anonymous by Crockett, W. (William Shillinglaw) by Irving, Washington by Alcott, Louisa May by Hamilton, Frederick W. by Gastine, Louis by Lermina, Jules by Coit, Adelin Balch by Newton, Grace Clarke by Newton, Richard by Meadowcroft, Wm. (William Henry) by Paul, John Dean, Sir by Rexford, Eben E.
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