In his years as a card shark, Duck has learned when to hold ‘em, when to molt ‘em, when to waddle away, and when to “Quack”!
I had heard of the great Boston tea Party and came through the Looking Glass looking for it but ended up at Wonderland train station on the MBTA Blue Line.
He is a direct descendant of the Von Quacksburg dynasty, which lost the Empire to the Hapsburgs (in a trivia contest! He is now on sabbatical here in Boston, giving tours and promoting his most important work “The Pursuit of Trivial Significance” (which has sold dozens of copies). So he’s hung up his boots and picked up a microphone as the undisputed featherweight champion of history.Unfortunately he suffers from tachophobia (fear of speed) and in his constant position of last place, he got to looking around at the scenery and learned all about Boston’s sites!